The Dude Marked It!

I happen to own a bowling pin.
It's well documented.

Envious?
Don't be.
Get one.
<-- This pin.

My pin,
which is NOT autographed by Jeff Bridges,
cost me $1.

<-- This pin is free.
Yours to win.
The official rules were posted.
Don't bother calling Burkhalter.

Not very long story shorter:
Watch The Achievers: The Story of Lebowski Fans
Answer the ten questions
Earn yourself a chance at the Pin.[TQ]

Start conceiving!

Please note I have absolutely zero authority in regards to the scheduling of Lebowski Fests.
However, I do pay attention...
Many of the "Annual" Fests occur in July.
The next Louisville Fest will be the 9th Annual.
July is 9 months away.
It takes 9 months, normally, to bring a pregnancy to term.

Start trying to help your Special Lady Friend Conceive![TQ]